Thursday, September 13, 2007

Funeral home telecommuting

You know what blows dead hippos about working in the funeral industry? Goddamm telecommuting is just about impossible.

Our home's director, Weston Wiges, fits every stereotype of a Funeral Director you could imagine. He looks like Lurch from the Addams Family. He rarely smiles. He doesn't like music. He's married but has no children (probably because sex is too much fun, ergo he doesn't have it). He's one sad ass mofo is our Mr. Wiges. There he is, right. And you shlubbies wonder why I drink...

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 3:15 PM