I hate the chili cookoff. But I love me some margaritas
Today I'm recovering from the weekend's revelry, to wit: The Gigantanomous Huge Mega-Shmega Chili Cook-off. Friday night kicked off the stupidity; beer beer beer screaming and yelling hacky-sack topless girls loud Southern rock. It was a cross between Fellini and Hee-Haw.
Then, Saturday was spent burning my hands, pouring red hot chili into tiny sample cups. Also spent avoiding the Porta Potties. Oh. My. God. Words can't do justice to the horror that is the spent, disgusting leavings visible for all to see as soon as the krap kan door is open. I mean, I spend my life dealing with bodily fluids here in the funeral home, and I see all kinds of mayhem and nastiness (you try making a head shot suicide victim presentable for an open casket funeral!), but this past sunny Saturday made even me a little queasy.
The one good thing was: margarita consumption began in earnest at 8:15 am and continued unabated throughout the entire day. Jeez, were they good, too: some kind of made from scratch limeade stuff really popped the flavor. Not to mention my liver enzymes.Hope you had a better weekend than I.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 11:55 AM
6 Comments:
It was a cross between a Fellini movie and Hee-Haw.
Nicely put.
I believe that Margaritas can make it all better, too.
La Sirena: again, you sum it all up nicely with tremendous word economy and pithy observations.
Nice work. I thank you.
I remember the explosive cook-off from last year...
aw sweet!
we got some stinky ass history goin' on here...
It seems like it was just yesterday that I became
enamored of buffing my scrotum!
maragaritas make the world go 'round....
maragaritas?!?
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