If we were in prison, you'd be my girl...
A charming sign taped to a retail establishment's window:
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 9:56 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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6 Comments:
Yes, this is totally true. You should go visit Hammer's blog today Nigel. He has a video that sort of says it all in regards to the butt hole in prison.
Flyinfox_SATX
isn't it just a fine?
Is that what happend to Winona Ryder's butthole?
I LOVE THAT SIGN!!! :)
Most stores should post that in the window! It might seriously deter some people...
They'll have to think of a different sign for the male homosexual bottom boy shoplifters of the world.
was this at an adult book store, per chance?
"veyqikt"
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This is the ad that would really make the difference for me....
Who Knew...??????
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