New, for your album collection....
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:05 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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4 Comments:
Saw palmetto is also supposed to slow down male-pattern balding and this website claims it can also be used for "natural breast enlargement".
So that's why all the old people retire in Florida...
Oh Smeggie, I'm sure you're prostate is strong, healthy and fully functional. Milk it for all it's worth. =O)
Mmmm....saw palmetto.
funny!
you know, when I was growing up, I always thought the lyrics to that song went like this:
"die, die, die, die, die!"
oh, wait.
that was Metallica.
yup.
B-|
"metallica"
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