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Turkey and the Turds

Turks? Kurds? Kurks? Turds?

Because our idiotic Congress led by the babealicious grandma Nancy Pelosi has gone about a resolution condemning Turkey's genocide of Armenians 90+ years ago, the Turks are furious with us and now backing off all their previous Iraq-war related promises of help, assistance, and giblet gravy. Compounding this is the Turds, of northern Iraq who live in huts and lean-tos and wipe their asses with their hands whilst herding sheep. These Turds are tired of being shit on by the Turkeys and so are conducting sorties and incursions and bastings across the Turd/Turk border. They've killed some Turks and screwed up all our chances for a nice, happy Thanksgiving.

Note in the photos below, at left an actual map of Turkey. At right, an actual turd. Notice the similarity? Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 11:51 AM