Me, and the chihuahua
I am dog sitting this weekend. Oh, the joy.A friend is taking her son camping (*shudder*) so while they're in the rain and cold up in the mountains, they needed someone to take care of little "Boo Boo". Boo Boo--that's the dog's name. Apparently because he likes to leave little messages all over the goddamm house, which I'm finding out now and just a little too late.
Anyhow, I picked up his nibs last night...and the nightmare has begun.
What's extra pathetic about me dog sitting is: this fucking dog is a chihuahua. Now, I am 6'1" and weigh 320 pounds. How funny do you think it looks, me walking this...this...mite on legs? There I go, all roly-poly, a-waddling down the street, with little Boo Boo trotting along happily beside me.
On top of everything else, his goddamm collar and leash are pink! PINK!
It's time to take the pills.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:08 AM
6 Comments:
Drink?
Nigel that is awful nice of you to dog sit and even take Boo Boo out for a walk. :)
I hope you and Boo Boo had a fabulous weekend. :)
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Nipples and Tits!
Nipples and Tits!
gotta get me some
Nipples and Tits!
"rswnrnnipplztitz"
B-O
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Take him out for Mexican food. Chihuahuas love Mexican food.
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