I fought the law, and I won. Goddammit.
As you know, I am an asshole. But I am, more importantly, a law abiding asshole:- Good news from the legal eagles at Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe: charges are dropped so long as I pay for Broomhilda's ER visit and agree to leave her alone forever. Both of these: no problemo. So I'm off the hook..
Speaking of legal stuff, the lawyer I hired was the least dynamic person in the history of jurisprudence. Talking to the guy, you thought he was dead. I kept waiting for William Petersen, Marge Helgenberger, and the other cast members of CSI to come bursting out of his office closet and draw his outline in chalk.- Lawyering. What a terrible way to make a living. Tom Hanks once said that he would never want to be a lawyer, because it would be like doing homework for a living. I thought my job sucked occasionally, but after spending a few hours there, I was ready to turn my Sig P229 on myself and splatter the oh-so-hushed hallways of the law firm with Nigel brains. Jeez.
- I'm off to celebrate! Well, not too much, because of the stroke and all, but I am allowing myself to have three shots of Sambuca and a slice of pumpkin pie.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 8:54 AM
6 Comments:
Glad that the charges were dropped, Nigel !
You made me laugh with the lawyer/law office descriptions :)
Hooray!!!
You deserve the three shots of Sambuca and Pumpkin pie!!! That is moderation my friend ;)
I hope your next nurse is female, hot, naughty (in a good way, short skirt and no panties) and has big beautiful breastesess!!!
Glad the legal ordeal is over and turned out well.
Nice. Sambuca, pie and a pantiless, hot, naughty nurse. What more could a man ask for?
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