My nurse sticks it to me
I keep telling Broomhilda that she's doing it wrong, but she insists this is the way she learned to administer prescribed stuff via injection to the buttocks. She dips the darts in the meds vial and tosses them into my fat rear end. I don't know what college she graduated from--clown, or barber?--but she really sucks as a health care provider. Plus, and I bet you can tell by looking, this really bloody hurts. Time for me to file that complaint with the American Society of Specialists, Homecare Operators, and Legal Experts (A.S.S.H.O.L.E).
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 6:30 AM
3 Comments:
OUCH !!!!
I'd be worrying about her hitting the bullseye if I were you :)
Do they vibrate?
Love the acronym.
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