And now: toilet rules from Taiwan
Gotta "go" in Nationalist China? Gotta follow these rules:
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 6:39 AM
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Thursday, November 29, 2007
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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7 Comments:
Shiiiit!
Now I nned a dump but i'm not sure what I should do!!
Probably not, Into pant place stool prevent escape letting the beard commotion seep.
Of that I'm fairly sure.
HAH!
I like: "This toilet provides only into the toilet place, the dissatisfied foot goes into the toilet to have a bowel movement outside of other request"
I know when my foot is dissatisfied, and it goes into the toilet to have a bowel movement, by God it gets it done on the FIRST goddamm request. Or there's hell to pay.
Thank goodness for rules....
damn Nigel you have had quite the November...i've been a shitty (there I am relating to your post) blogger lately and just caught up on your ordeal.
Glad to hear you're okay.
Sorry to hear you have a nazi nurse. Do you miss Tim?
We should employ those rules here when they come to visit. That way they will feel right at home.
Flyinfox_SATX
Nah, he doesn't miss tim, they've moved in together . . . . ;)
what's really fucked up is that I know how these rules were established.
indeed, they were an actual set of valid,
logical rules for use of a public toilet, run through the AltaVista Babelfish Translator, English to Chinese, then back to English, several times. Wanna REALLY fuck up a piece of text?
do what I just listed here, but toss in a couple of Russian, French, German or Italian translations, to boot.
this I know because I do really REALLY fucked up and stupid things when I get bored.
yup.
"go-on,tryit,youknowyouwantto"
B-)
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