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Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Wherein I take action, goddammit!
Am I sorry? No. Not really. Well maybe, just a bit. A tiny amount. Sorry.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:09 AM
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
6 Comments:
That's funny!!! Is it real or photoshop?
If it's real, how come just minor injuries?
Me? Post something...fake? Moi? I'm shocked, shocked.
The injuries were minor because it was all exaggerated. I just...threw something at Broomy. Nothing big. It didn't miss, though.
And I see no problem with what you did either - except maybe you were too kind to her . . . . . .
'harhe' - even word verification likes a laugh . . . . . .
Hehe-heh, hehe, oh snicker, hee-hee, you didn't !!!!
Hire the Mexican landscaper from next door - he'll take better care of you.
Enchilada's man. Enchilada's.
She had it coming to her.
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