My head hurts. My balls are ok, though
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 9:26 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Friday, November 16, 2007
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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7 Comments:
cut the chair?!
why didn't they just ice down his marbles?
bloody Croats...
yup.
"jwhupo"
B-O
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Maybe the Croats just have their peiorities together???
Balls are greater than seats.
tee-hee
(BTW -- Does this mean you're home?)
oh, and "peiorities" are mermish for "priorities"
"xxwimp"
Great Balls of Fire! What an article. I wonder if this affects his ability to testify now.
Flyinfox_SATX
I bet if I kick you in the nuts, you'll forget all about your headache.
Pavel: thanks a bunch. Agreed!
Even better would be a video on this guy just at the time he noticed the pickle he was in.
Trying to stand up out of chair, looking down - moving flabby gut out of the way to peek down at his privates. Feeling the situation out. Trying to stand up again. Maybe greased his balls up with suntan lotion, Trying to push them through like a bad hemorrhoid. in hopes he wouldn't need to make that call.... but all for naught.
Hoping your better Smeggie.
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