In hospital
Details to come. Film at 11.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 9:55 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
About Me
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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6 Comments:
Nigel, in all seriousness, I am praying for your swift recovery!
Flyinfox_SATX
Feel better, sweetie.
Oh Smeggie - I hope the nurses are kind to you and don't rough you up too bad during sponge bath time.
oh, my.
well.
thanks for bouncin' it back... indeed, we were fearing the wurst.
not a typo, that... I guess I mean we thought you were fucked.
wait, that's not what I meant, either...
well...
yes, it IS, we thought you were FUCKED.
mmmm hmmmm.
seriously, though, whatever is going on, get well soon, eh?
yup.
"wuzzzzzup"
B-|
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Steal everything that isn't nailed down.
I hope your nurses are not only kind but have big hooters too.
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