My brain, still hurts. Buff my scrotum.
Still here, head still hurts like hell.See, if I was going to actually have to endure this kind of headache, at least I could've drunk my way there. Goddammit. How come I've got this piercing piece of fucking shit headache and am completely fucking oily heap of shit sober, dammit? What's the frigging deal? Every time I breathe, my head hurts--normally I fucking earn that kind of pain dammit, via consumption of mass quantities of Galliano, straight up.
Life's not fair.
They're measuring me for the catafalque, there at my favorite bar, already. Don't know what catafalque means? Yeah, well, in addition to being a fat drunk, I kick ass at crosswords. Buff me if you don't like it.
Love ya, babe.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 8:56 PM
26 Comments:
Prolly a sinus infection or maybe you are a host of some sort or maybe someone hit you in the scrotum, I mean, HEAD!!!! HA! Just chew up about 3 or 4 full strength aspirin, it may taste like hairspray eating aspirin but it works...
later....
I've had multiple times in my life when I woke up with a broken toe... sleepwalking, sort of...
... while blind stinking drunk.
over the years, I've learned to place nightlights about the flat, which helps. I also don't drink anymore, which also helps; and I've kind of changed how I shuffle my feet whilst waking up...
... problem IS, now, I'm too careful with my feet, and am constantly banging my torso or arms into the walls and door frames.
last week I woke up with paint embedded in my watch (from the bedroom door frame). this morning I careened my shoulder into the wall on my way to get my first cup of coffee. but that doesn't explain the mystery pain...
... I have some type of tendon or ligament damage in my other hand, and likely from bashing it into a wall corner or door frame whilst getting up to either install or expunge fluids during the night.
Nige, you sure you're not sleep-walking, or somethin'?
good luck, my friend.
"dxyoc"
B-)
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I think you have Ebola Virus. The only cure for that is ingesting massive quantities of alchohol. Ebola HATES tequila. That's a fact. I'm having a Martini right now to fight off Hanta Virus.
You may want to consider the funeral I'm doing.....Viking Funeral.....very cool.
Maybe you are just suffering from "I am tired of BS". I have had this ongoing headache for a couple of weeks now.
I hope it all gets better :)
I hate crosswords. They make me crazy. I look at the clues and think WTF??!! Now scramble me up a bunch of letters and I will give you a million words...
I like Dr. Chip there have a problem with running into everything! I can't even tell you the countless bruises I have from hitting walls, tables and whatever else. **sigh**
Hehe, Ebola.
2 Exedrin (ok for you 4) chased down with Mt. Dew may help.
It may not. May be a tumor.
Nigel,
Are you drinking enough water ? could you be dehydrated ?
Headaches are horrible...
Do you have access to migraine medicine ?
Try punching yourself in the scrotum until you black out - works for me and I forget about my headache whilst doing it too.
Double whammy so to speak.
Live well
f.b.i.t.c.
Dude, I have been out of it for a while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur.
Here is hoping that you feel better.
Flyinfox_SATX
Don't tell me you went and died on us.
yo, Nige...
... hey, it's Wednesday the 14th, brother.
talk to us...
gettin' a little worried here.
B-(
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Seriously .... please, respond in some form so we know you're still out there.
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