The doctor, again
Back to the doctor yesterday for follow up on my impending death and things haven't improved. My weight has increased to 342 pounds, my blood pressure reads like a cricket score, cholesterol off the charts, and I have a headache that won't go away.Amazingly, my liver is functioning normally!
Look, if for some reason the posts here stop, suddenly, then you'll know it's because I keeled over, suddenly. If that happens, let me just say right now it's been lovely knowing you and best of luck for the future.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 10:23 AM
9 Comments:
If you stop drinking now, it'll probably kill ya.
You can't die! You still have a tremendous amount of potential Tax revenue to tap! The IRS wouldn't have it!
Flyinfox_SATX
1) get a digital voice recorder
2) automate your computer to auto-post daily, using the gazillion posts you speak into the voice recorder
3) include automation to post fucked up photos with the converted text
4) get drunk and enjoy the results
you'll be posting post-humously, er, so to speak.
could go on for years before we know you're gone
hey, wait a minute...
B-|
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f.b.i.t.c. - LOL!
Wishing you wellness, Nigel.
Give someone you know your user name and password so we'll know, instead of wondering if you moved off to Thailand to some twisted sex camp for men.
Or move to Carlos' twisted sex camp in Thailand -- now that would be a good way to get in shape -- and stay on the fucking planet with the rest of us.
Feel better, sweetie.
Nigel,
It would make me sad if you died.
Please don't.
I enjoy your grumpy-ness.
What's up with the headache ? Probably the blood pressure... But still, what does the doctor say besides lose weight and exercise ?
Annie--that's it. Exercise and lose weight. Same old crap. Anyhow, my head is killing me tonight. Blind, really, I'm having a hard time right now.
I am pretty grumpy most all days and charming for at least part of the others. It makes me a fat loveable idiot.
Diet don't die. I like this blog. I used to weigh about 250 and I'm around 185/190. I bought a treadmill and got baked before every session and started eating better. Although I've been slacking lately and still need to drop another 20 or so. Anyways, take it easy.
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