The wheels of justice, falling off
Now I've gotta get a lawyer. I've called the local Dewey, Cheatham, & Howe firm here in Batfart, where I live, and asked for the most aggressive, Italian, tall, Jewish, stocky, African-American, gay lawyer they've got on staff. I want the most intimidating guy around--but also sensitive, and allergic to shellfish, and quick with the witty repartee and one-liners. A cross between Johnny Cochran, Woody Allen, Tony Soprano, Chris Rock, and Perry Mason.
Plus, I want to wear a stocking cap and try on gloves that don't fit. In front of a shitty judge like Lance Ito.Please, shlubbies, can you help? In comments, maybe provide a zingy rhyming thing that I can use in court, sort of like "if the gloves don't fit, you must acquit"?
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 9:20 AM
5 Comments:
How about:
"I didn't hit Broomy
I'm not that loony"
/got nuttin'
//eat me
Margaret, that's GREAT, especially the last line:
"This Nazi nurse is full of shit
Because of this you must acquit"
Perfect!!
Mega-shmega thanks. What's your blog called?
Huh ??? I know I left a comment !
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Do You Have Issues is where I blog most often. The others I need to move over to their respective parties. I just use Blogger to set them up a template/etc.
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