The ball's dropping in just a few days!
New Year's Resolutions for Nigel in 2008
- Call everyone by the nickname "Chief". As in, "How you doing there, Chief?" or "I'll have the Waldorf Salad with mustard on the side and keep the croutons a-coming, Chief."
- Three squares. That's all, no more and no less. Economizing at home starts in the bathroom.
- Liqour before beer. Not beer before liquor ("never sicker!").
- Charity work: get around to helping those guys with all the money in Nigeria.
- Replace bile and vitriol with sweetness and light.
Happy Almost 2008, everyone! It's another year closer to death.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 11:19 AM
3 Comments:
I think you are off to a great start with #5 with your #1. Calling people "Chief" is much sweeter than----. :)
Aaah....well, I'll try. Me, being "sweet" -- I dunno, there's something about that not quite scanning, if you know what I mean.
Woo hoo! Another day closer! Didya taste any bile when you threw up in your mouth a little? Prolly kinda makes it hard to quit it if ya did.
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