It's scratcherific!
A magazine for those of us who...shed. Even my eyebrows do these days!
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 8:25 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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2 Comments:
I am convinced that there is a magazine for everything. I am waiting for the one about nose hairs....I want to know if they have ever developed a magazine that focuses on nose hairs!
Flyinfox_SATX
ew that means ya got tiny dead pieces of skin in you eyelashes and that's just worse than writhing maggots.
maggots are actually good for you, if you got an open sore/infection
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