Um...wash the bus....
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 10:54 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Saturday, January 05, 2008
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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9 Comments:
Now that's what I call a skid mark!
Wash it soon.
Wash that bus!!!
That is neither "...Fabulous!" nor "DELICATE".
There is no truth in advertising.
Now that was a great pic!
Nigel,
Sorry for the comments on Sunday.
I've been drinking a little again. (Actualy a lot).
um...i was here and commented something really clever like
um...it smells like poop.
you know what kinda poop?
splattered then schmeared.
did you delete it, poopie butt poster?
Nope--no deletions from me. Some other folks have reported problems with disappearing comments, too. I NEVER delete any comments. I figure whatever people wanna say is ok, even if it's to tell me I suck the bag.
oh, I SO wish 'd have found this photo first...
B-D
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