Sunday, December 14, 2008

Asian tattoo smoking chicks are easy

What all us men know to be true: if you meet a hot chick with a tattoo, and also who smokes: golden time. It means that you WILL get laid.

Typical tattoo, as seen on caucasian girls, at right. Here, then, is someone you know you're gonna score with, especially if she pulls out the pack of Camel Lights. Factor those things in together, and boyo, it's orgasm city, minus the worry or concern, 'cause she'll be so drunk, she won't remember anything anyway.

But wait. What about Asian girls? It would stand to reason that they wouldn't have the tattoos with their own language on them? What would be the point? Here, then, the best tattoo, in English, on easy Asian chicks, the ones who will spread the pink and indulge without forethought. And keep in mind, they smoke, too:


2 Comments:

At 9:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I object to your camel lights reference!! hmpff! :)

Annywaaaaays, I knooooooow you think camel light smokin' girls are the hottest in town, baby. Admit it. We are and you knoooooow it.

 
At 11:48 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nigel, It must be in the air today. I was talking about the exact same thing to my wife this weekend. I told her that I always look for chicks with Tatoo's because they will always put out!

 

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