Fuck the polar bears, and Al Gore
Hello, twat lips and smegma eaters.Are you cold enough? We're experiencing Al Gore like frigidity here in Atlanta--you know, similar to the kind that Al experiences from Tipper nightly.
It's cold here in Atlanta, due mostly to the fact that it's FUCKING WINTER and despite what the global warming douchebags have to say, the world goes round and round, and to every season there's a something or other, from Deuteronomy, and God isn't kidding, and therefore we're rotating on our axis as expected, ergo comes the cold.
Right?
Polar bears? I say, fuck 'em. Where where they when we were fighting Al Qeuda? Did one polar bear step up and say "no worries, mate, I'll bite the head off the next towelhead I see threatening the United States?" Fuck no. They're such bastards, these polar bears, they can't even live off ice floes. And where were they when Obama delicately and subtly indicated his vague concern about terrorism moving forward? Confused, is where they were.
I say fuck the polar bears.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 6:21 PM
1 Comments:
Don't be to harsh on the Polar Bears Nigel...Did we go and save them when they were being hunted for the coats?
They are probably telling us to go fuck ourselves now that we have people like Al Gore predicting the global warming....
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