Thursday, May 18, 2006

Heather Mills McCartney can buff my scrotum

Well, I'm just hopping mad!

So here's the rigazza bint gold-digging inamorata pigeon woman of the town who's been making Paul McCartney's life miserable. She's leaving home, bye-bye. According to reports, she's got claims on half his $1.5 billion fortune. After 4 years of "marriage"? That's crap. Apparently she can "buy me love".

Fact is, this tart's probably the reason all the music he's put out has sucked since who knows how long. What was the last really good McCartney song? You have to go back at least 30 years. At least.

Mais moi, je digresse.

I'm pretending to be Paul's lawyer here, see. And I say, "M'lord, if it please the court, and even if it bloody doesn't, this....moll-trollop-shrew...has no argument. None at all. Matter of fact, m'lord, it's our position that she doesn't have a leg to stand on"!

Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

4 Comments:

At 1:56 PM, Blogger changapeluda said...

Oh my Goodsnakes!

What kind of Misogynistic blabbercrap is this???

I love it and agree! Heather Mills is the new Yoko Bono Ono!!!!

 
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