The bikini turns 60 today
60 years ago today, July 5, 1946, this French pervert (are there any other kind?) made some poor girl get up in front of people, half-naked on the cat-walk, and tried to pass off what she was wearing as "fashion". Thus, the bikini was born. On behalf of men everywhere, I offer loud and enthusiastic applause. Can you hear me clap as I type?A cautionary note, though, kiddies. These bikini things are dangerous, and should be used only by qualified and trained personnel.
On the left, a qualified and trained person; on the right, an unqualified, untrained person:
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When introducing these weapons to tyros, please show some supervisory cojones and allow their display and usage only where and when it's safe, and only by those who know what the hell they're doing! To repeat: the person on the left is certified. The one on the right clearly isn't.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 12:36 PM
1 Comments:
The one on the left would make a one piece for the one on the right. It should definantly only be used for professionals.
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