Friday, September 22, 2006

Desperate actor: "Smiling Bob", the Enzyte guy

The poor guy at left must have really needed the work. Summer stock, dinner theatre, the occasional convention M.C. job--all that paled in comparison to being on national TV as the Enzyte guy. That's all going away now, because all those associated with Berkeley Pharmaceuticals, the "inventors" of Enzyte, are on their way to the hoosegow. Something about fraud, and b.s. claims, and lying. What a surprise. Hey, don't drop the soap, guys, in case someone in there bought your product...I mean, you never know.....

You had to be a serious frigging loser to order Enzyte. Which brings me back to the actor who played Smiling Bob in the TV ads.

Years ago, when I used to be on radio, I interviewed the late actor who played Mr. Whipple in the Charmin' ads. He was a very, very nice man who had a great attitude about toilet paper and what it meant for him and his family. He only worked a couple weeks a year, was paid handsomely to NOT work doing anything else, and basically had a great life. But everywhere he went, every single day, people would stop him. People either believed him to be really that guy...or realized he was an actor, and joked around with him about the ads. Either way, his TV ad character followed him everywhere he went. He said that among other things, people took particular delight in asking him to squeeze stuff they had.

Wonder what people want the Smiling Bob actor to do?

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At 9:44 AM, Blogger none said...

By the look of that photo, he's alredy being asked . . . . .

 
At 10:41 PM, Blogger doctor chip said...

good post, Nigel.
you know, people are always stopping me on thestreets and asking me if I'm Eddie Money...

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