Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Islam in the news

Two items that recently caught Nigel's keen (but bloodshot, too much Grey Goose last night) eye:
  1. Dennis Mitsubishi -- Columbus, Ohio. A radio ad was produced featuring owner Keith Dennis claimed the dealership would be "launching a jihad on the automotive market....our sales representatives will be wearing burqas all weekend long," and "our prices are lower than the evildoers’ every day. Just ask the pope! Friday is fatwa Friday, with free rubber swords for the kiddies." Apparently rejected by local radio stations; I say too bad and you should buy a car from these guys just on GPs.
  2. Check this out--a replacement for your dashboard Jesus. It's real, and can be yours for just $22.99.
Peace be upon you, but hey, I've gotta run. I've only prayed to Mecca twice today so far, and I've got three more to go. Assalum Alaikum, shlubbies!

3 Comments:

At 4:12 AM, Blogger none said...

Mwahhhhhh, dashboard Mohammed.

Jeez, that's some funny shit.

Incidentally, if the salesmen at that car dealership don't make their monthly sales quota - do they have to blow themselves up?

 
At 12:13 PM, Blogger Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines said...

Hah! Decapitations all around for sales folks who don't move units this weekend!

 
At 12:13 PM, Blogger changapeluda said...

went with the dashboard link and found me some gay jewelery collectibles. Woo hoo!

 

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