From Yahoo "Personals", a "fun" gal...
What, are you kidding me? "Make Me Laugh"? From the photo this one appears as if she's advancing, armed, war-like, all a-Gitmo'd, getting ready to insert a glass rod up my urethra. Here's a tip, Grizelda: try cracking a smile once, and it'll maybe if you're lucky lead to a laugh. Remember, sweetheart, a smile is just a frown turned upside down (*fuck, I'm gonna be sick, for a second there I was trying to be helpful, really, but I just can't hack it...).Deep breath, collect my thoughts, re-center. All is in focus now...
"Make Me Laugh": just three little words. Well, I've got three for you, you sour-faced stick up your arse trog: buff my scrotum (*whew, back to normal. Now I feel better).
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 8:53 PM
2 Comments:
This is also classic. Yeah, I have seen my share of these people on the dating scene. I usually send them my profile with a picture of Che Guevara claiming that pic to be a pic of me. Maybe they are turned on by Revolutions?
Flyinfox_SATX
If a girl isn't smiling in her profile pictures it's because she has jacked-up teeth or giant horse gums.
Let's not talk about how I know and how many I actually slept with.
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