I swear. It wasn't me. It was my evil twin.
So this TV anchor's doing the rape story and up pops the Identi-Kit composite drawing of the suspect. Amazing, no?
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 6:45 AM
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Friday, October 27, 2006
So this TV anchor's doing the rape story and up pops the Identi-Kit composite drawing of the suspect. Amazing, no?
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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3 Comments:
I swear some of your stuff...I ask myself....did he do this himself? Are you a composite sketcher in your spare time?
Fuh-mazing!
Nah, I'm not that skilled. If I was I wouldn't be doing for a living what I do for a living.
This is just too classic. Did they arrest him on the spot?
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