What kind of job do you have?
Last night's congressional debate in North Carolina featured two doofi (doofus, plural) going at it. Accusations flew faster than Madonna's plane leaving Malawi. One candidate accused the other of supporting, in 2003, a bill that would have provided the National Institute of Health funding to study sexual behaviours including: masturbation in old men (hey, I qualify), plus teenage girls' reaction to pornography.The girls would've been paid to watch the porn.
What kind of job is that, and how would it look on a resume?
It reminds me of the summertime ads you hear for backyard BBQ charcoal briquets--"use the charcoal the pros use!" Just who are these professional griller-outers? What qualifies them for the gig? Ya gotta go to school for that? A professional charcoal griller, and a professional porn watcher....sign me up for both. The photo tries to combine the two, er, professions.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 2:11 PM
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I'll be your 2 I/C
Either of those jobs rates more useful to society than the damn ergonimist consultant we had in here last week.
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