"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 3:54 PM
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
2 Comments:
Oh Mimi,
She needs to continue stuffing her husky midriffed body into her too small clothes and shut the fuck up. I mean it. No more porpoise like sqeeeekling either.
hey mariah, if you can read this post, you can do something about it. you can donate money, or adopt one of them, like madonna.
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