Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.

Do you like the wine? Have another glaaaaaasssss.

Sorry for the big old hole in the posts, boyos and girlos: I've been busy sticking needles in my eyes. Or at least it's felt that way all week. It's getting harder to nurse the hangovers, ya know? You think I'd have learned that by now but noooooooooooooooooooooo.

I was talking to the toilet last night about 3am when it crossed my mind: maybe I shouldn't be doing this to myself?

And then I said: nah, don't be bloody stupid! Have another drink.

So I did.

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 10:51 AM