Michael Richards heroin overdose
Michael Richards of Seinfeld fame is an idiot. Below, the official scrip from Dr. Nigel at Scrotum Buffers General Hospital.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 12:58 PM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Monday, November 20, 2006
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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