Monday, April 02, 2007

Panic attack: we run out of beer

The tavern I frequent REALLY ticked me off yesterday. Seems the beer distributor didn't provide enough kegs of the Heileman's Old Style, goddammit, and they ran out. Ran out. How is it, Final Fucking Four weekend, you run out of beer? And not just any old beer, mind you, no--the premium stuff, like this Heileman's. And to top it off, Tina the bartender with the large ta-ta tracts 'o land, me bucko, expects her normal 90% tip (bill: $36. I pay: $60. Tina, keep the change). She looks the way she does (that's her, at right) so I have no problem paying her anything she wants. But still, dammit, don't be running out of the precious amber fluid.

And another goddamm thing. I've made up my mind on this Jennifer Aniston-Angelina Jolie thing, and I've decided: I want them both, simultaneously.

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