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posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 11:08 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Friday, April 06, 2007
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
Previous Posts
- Nancy's diplomacy bungle--still gives me a knob ache
- Early education is a GOOD thing
- Panic attack: we run out of beer
- Tonight on HBO: Don King vs. Phil Spector
- Randomosity
- I love Seattle
- Deads to hang, Nigel to romp
- Musings about the Hampton Inn
- Technology advances in the funeral home
- Le stylo de ma tante est sur la table
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