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The funniest show on TV right now...

I couldn't stop laughing while watching TV Saturday night.

Here's what I saw on the screen: the interior of a van, camera aspect from the rear looking forward. In the cargo area we see three very attractive girls. One is puking into a yellow bucket while another, just in front of her, is hunched over a second bucket, holding her nose. The third, off to the side on the right, is sitting on a third bucket with panties down to her ankles, taking a dump into the bucket while providing play-by-play commentary.

Welcome to the amazing world of Fuse TV's Rad Girls (photo, above left) Each show features disgusting, stupid stuff similar to that featured in the Jackass movies, except as performed by three smokin' hot babes. Other examples from the show:

• "May I Fart In Your Mouth", where the girls stop passers-by and ask their permission to do...just...that (and the mostly male interviewees allow this, btw);
• Our three hotties in a batting cage, pitching dog, horse, and elephant shit at each other;
• Super wedgies delivered via a crane (!) -- astonishing camel-toe results displayed for all to see
• And let's not forget: How to bikini wax

Oh--the example in the vans with the buckets was called the "Piss, Puke, and Poop Competition". The one girl holding her nose had apparently just completed urinating into her bucket, but much of the pee had ended up on the van floor.

Rad Girls on Fuse TV simply couldn't be better. Check your cable listings, and don't miss the next episode, whatever you do.

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 11:32 AM