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Others: mugging workshop. Nigel: Sig Sauer

Crime in our town is completely out of control. Want proof? At left, a shot from the local community center's "Mugged? Who, Me?" workshop. This particular portion of the day features facilitator Shreema Ma Kushraphahin leading the group in surrender techniques. Apparently the corrrect way to execute the "Hands up!" response is important in surviving a mugging.

I'm of a different bent. See, my mugging response technique involves my friend Mr. Sauer. When me old mate Sig makes his presence known, would-be bandits piss their pants.

I love Mr. Sauer, and wish that he were a woman so I could perv her at a level appropriate for my adoration and veneration.

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 7:30 AM