The French are coming, the French are coming!
French President Nicolas Sarkozy is planning a two-week lakeside vacation in bustling Wolfeboro, New Hampshire, beginning a few days from now. New Hampshireites are giddy with glee at the prospect of our pal Nic visiting, and are busy practicing tongue-kissing while stocking up on French fries and French toast at the same time.I love the French. So does P.J. O'Rourke, whose classic 1976 "Unwanted Foreigners" essay characterized them as follows, and I quote:
"Sawed off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. They fight with their feet and fuck with their faces. Utter cowards on the field of battle. They force their own children to drink wine. Good point about the French: invented the blowjob."
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 9:09 AM
3 Comments:
We Saved their asses in WWI. We didn't learn our lesson and saved them again in WWII. I wonder what we are gonna do this time around?
Just makes me remember that scene from the movie, "Better Off Dead" where mom was serving (in honor of the French Foreign Exchange Student)
French Fries
French Dressing
and to drink? Peru!
ROTFLMAO
Merci buckets!
Don't forget French Onion Dip, oh yeah and Merlot.
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