"Oh--oh--Alabama..."
On the road again, this time: Alabama. State slogan: "Indoor plumbing for all by 2012!" Joke about Alabama: How come people go to movies in Alabama in groups of 18 or more? Because they see the sign saying 'Nobody admitted 17 and under.'Since I've had a dog theme around here lately (due to that asshole bastard piece of crap Vick) I thought it'd be fun to include a shot of some 'Bama hunting dogs, above right. They fit right in, don't they?
I like Alabama, but then again I'm white. I have African-American friends who've been pulled over and charged with "DWB" (Driving While Black). Not good. Some of the prettiest women in the world live in Ala-Damn-Bama. Toothless rednecks live in Alabama, too, I guess to balance it all out.
Q: What's the best thing to come out of Alabama? A: I-20
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week. Try the veal. Don't forget to tip your waiters and waitresses.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 11:32 AM
3 Comments:
I used to date a truck driver. He passing through Alabama once when he got a call on the CB to look to his left. Some guy was on his knees doing his dog in the yard.
YUCK!
ROTFLMAO! Nigel, what the hell did you do to be stuck in Ala-Freakin-Bama?
True enough...I try to stay clear of Alabama myself.
Keep postin pal, they will let you out....eventually.
Flyinfox_SATX
veal?
isn't that baby cow?
B-o
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