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Ice chewers of the world, unite!

There are 2,391 retards who've registered at this web site I found. Didn't believe it was real at first but apparently it is. See, it's for people who want to share their experiences eating ice. Not candy. Not pussy or dick. Not steak or veges or sushi. Ice. The Ice Chewers Bulletin Board is for real -- I'm not making this up.

I'd use one of my Sig Sauers but it would be traced back to me. Would you have a weapon I might borrow so as to blow some sense into the brains of these idiots? Please reply at: doesn'tmovemygiveafuckmeter@buffmyscrotum.com

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 6:55 PM