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Tuesday, August 14, 2007
Pay attention to the flight attendant
Someone sent me these and I'm just not quite sure what to make of them. They appear to be from some kind of... gay in-flight emergency instruction card? I don't know...anyone got any idea?
Regardless, it'd be funny as hell to print some of these things up and then, on your next flight, stick 'em in with the regular emergency instructions.
Click on them to read the text more clearly.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 11:37 AM
I would love to get on a plane and see those printed up!!! Imagine the looks upon the faces of concerned parents and the elderly... Okay I admit, I am slightly sick and twisted for wanting to see the looks on their faces, but come on.... That is some seriously funny shit :)
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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I would love to get on a plane and see those printed up!!! Imagine the looks upon the faces of concerned parents and the elderly... Okay I admit, I am slightly sick and twisted for wanting to see the looks on their faces, but come on.... That is some seriously funny shit :)
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