Pepperoni, sausage, and extra tits for me
Winnipeg is a goddamm cold place. Year around, it never gets above -10 celsius. That sucks. And when it's that cold, you tend to stay inside. A lot. What to do, what to do? How about bumping uglies? Sure, that's fun, but every now and then you need some outside, er, stimulation. Enter a new venture, right to your door: Porno Pizza. Order a pie and get an eyeful of "pie" right there with the pizza. That's right, the owner of Porno Pizza loads up each delivery box with cheese, dough, your favorite toppings, and wankably wonderful content! Franchises available soon--sign me up!
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 2:32 PM
2 Comments:
Porno & Pizza.
^there it is; my life.
now, THAT'S the Shaznod!!
"bbbyl"
B-D
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