My top TV tube death wish list members
TV host and game show impresario Merv Griffin died at the weekend. Griffin made mega millions as the creator of "Jeopardy" and "Wheel of Fortune". With Merv having bought his final vowel, it occurred to me: he was one of the good guys in TV. How come none of the BAD guys are dying? So, here's my list of those TV twats I'd wish would meet a horrible and painful death in a blazing car wreck:
Bill Maher. Sanctimonious unfunny unamusing common ugly twit who's half right half the time but isn't willing to concede the times he's not. Pete Townshend wishes he had his nose. Sorry he's not dead.
Jack Cafferty. The CNN Situation Room's lugubrious walking snot-rag and resident Trosky-ite cynic can't make up his mind if he's a Commie or a Socialist or just an Irish drunk. Too bad he's not dead.
Sean Hannity. Pretty-boy winner of the Sperm Olympics whose self-righteous right wing one-note-Johnny twaddle is so tiresome, he makes Alan Colmes palatable. Sean, you'd be a great dead American.
Walter Cronkite. Please die already. Bastard responsible for losing us the Vietnam War. How come this oily heap of shit is still breathing? Walter can't do us all a favor and hold his breath till his lungs implode? Not dead yet and more's the pity.
And the biggest digballs of them all: Bill O'Reilly. Why this plantars wart eating shower of shit hasn't self-immolated in potato vodka yet is a mystery to the rest of humanity. His gutless egotistical aggrandizing blowhardiness is astonishing to behold. Hope you catch it heading into work on the L.I.E, Bill, just like Harry Chapin.Now, back to your regularly scheduled program already in progress.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 2:21 PM
1 Comments:
This is an awesome list! Holy shit! Nigel, I think you have posted what millions of Americans want to see. Hope it makes it to Good Morning America!
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