Eat your heart out, Mary Hart
Two things, sort of celebrity related:
Jodie Foster finally revealed her love of the carpet. Good for her. I, too, am lesbian, albeit trapped in a man's body but lesbian nonetheless. Sign me up for anything involving naked women. Now that I'm out of the closet I feel so relieved.- Liza Minelli collapsed while performing in Sweden. The real question
is, Liza Minelli is still performing? And apparently gullible Swedes can be prompted to shell out kronas in order to see an aging, decrepit, disgusting, smelly, drug addled American female singer stumble her way around stage? Hearing this good news, Britney Spears has already booked flights to Stockholm and will be available for up-skirt photos as soon as the SAS 747 lands.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 1:09 PM
10 Comments:
Hasn't Liza always been an aging, decrepit, disgusting, addled (I can't bring myself to call her female or singer)?
I can't imagine ever spending a single buck or minute on Liza. She has always repulsed me.
I now have to go look up proctoscopic. ;)
Nigel,
Since when has any of this been a surprise? You knew it. I knew it. What is a surprise is that media finally caught up to us.
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Nigel,
I think Jodie has always conducted herself with dignity and is a good actress.
It obviously was a difficult decison for her, and the climate is more tolerant than it was even ten years ago.
Liza Minelli was outstanding in 'Cabaret' 35 years ago, and has gone downhill ever since.
Geez, did she learn NOTHING from her Mother's misery with drugs and alcohol ?
So why am I so fascinated by celebrity gossip ? Could it be because I don't have a life ? Nah.
It's just that mine isn't as lurid...
Oh, I completely agree with you about Jodie Foster. Who cares about who she's sleeping with? Not me. I love her. I think she's fantastic.
As far as you not having a life...jeez, we need to meet in person. I can trump whatever you don't have and run the board beyond that, too!
But the key is, I don't care so much anymore. My life IS that I don't have much of one. So what? I laugh, I cry, I write bad checks. I can be quite philosophical about it. It's OK for me now, you now? I get to be a bit detached from it all. All my hopes and dreams are long gone, and I realize they were pretty bankrupt to start with. So I guess in that respect, I'm a bit of an existentialist/nihilist -- I realize that's not attractive, but at the same time it's the way it is.
Bottom line is, I'm thankful for what I've got and how I am and wouldn't change too much about it at this point except I'd like to live in New Zealand and wander around naked in public.
S*** a lesbian this Christmas.
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Nigel,
I got your comment, and then came back to visit.
You're a doll --
That really touched me. Mainly because in the midst of all the shit you're going through, you still reached out to me and were so honest.
The way you look at things got to me. sniff.
I'm glad you kept perservering and leaving me comments (we won't mention that it was because I had an erotica blog) so that I finally stepped up to the plate.
Cyber-hugs for you, pumpkin.
You've got my vote for President of Whatever It Is.
Loving Annie
In the spirit of your revelation and coming out – I too will profess my lesbianism!
Jodie baby. I knew she had it in her! I always thought she was the shee-it. Her honesty is just another reason to dig her, although I’m a little despondent that my chances of marrying her one day are forever dashed. ;-)
Carlos, glad you're a lesbian too.
One thing, though: when you say "Jodie baby...I knew she had it in her!", you must be thinking about something other than, um, well...tube steak.
Also, don't you think that idiot John Hinckley feels even more idiotic now? He goes and shoots President Reagan to "impress Jodie Foster", when in fact what would've impressed her the most is something he could never provide!
Damn, Jodie Foster - a rug muncher.
I still would though - except I wouldn't, because she wouldn't let me, and not just because she prefers the furry cup either, just because I'm overweight and under-famous - and ugly as feck too.
As for Liza Minelli - I have just one question . . . . . WHY?
TTFN squiffy
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