My last legal post, ever. I promise!
My sister in-law is a court stenographer, and she sent me an email circulating among her colleagues detailing actual, word-for-word questions and answers from courtroom testimony. Here are my absolute top three:Coming in at #3:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it til the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
At #2:
ATTORNEY: All of your responses MUST be oral. OK? Now, what school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
And at #1, the greatest attorney-witness exchange in history:
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 5:29 AM
4 Comments:
Those are funny.
I also love reading the insurance responses.
That's an oldie-but-a-goodie.
Loved the third one. Hilarious.
I always laugh at that email when it comes around, and hope they're real.
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