This weekend's theme: eating like a pig
Do you like it? Have another one? Sure, why not? They're wafer thin....
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 6:54 AM
Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.
Sunday, December 02, 2007
"Ego mos imbibo bierra tunc cado ut solum" -- from the Latin, this is the motto I live by. Translated, it goes like this: "I will drink beer and then fall to the floor". Beautiful, poetic, charming, no?
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Face like a box of writhing maggots, dresses like Wilbur Post from the TV show "Mr. Ed", hates the great outdoors, much prefers the great indoors, so long as those doors are locked. Two words: shaved armpits.
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5 Comments:
I'll take a crack pipe over those tape worms your advertising. ;)
Easy to swallow!
You know you're just going to over-indulge and eat way more tape worms than your supposed to. Is there a word for tape-worm addiction?
That's what I always say about eating an entire pound of bacon...
love those retro stylingz
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Weird, I came across this ad while searching for some artwork @ work a couple weeks back.
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