Light and hearty observations from a fat and ugly guy. Home of hackneyed drivel and ersatz-existentialist effluence. Choleric biliousness a specialty, since 1958.

Oral Roberts can buff my scrotum

I see where that douchebag Benny Hinn quit the Oral Roberts University board. This in the wake of -- surprise! -- a financial scandal involving Oral Roberts' son, who was serving as president of the "university".

Bennie Hinn is an asshole who preys on the poor by making them believe that Jesus, speaking through him, is curing them of their ailments. Bunions, corns, baldness, acne, whatever, Bennie was able to get Jesus involved to take care of what ails ya.

Asshole. Liar. Twatlips.

He was on the school's board along with other money motivated televangelists. Creflow Dollar (aptly named) was another. Fuckhead. Jesse Duplantis, another. Idiot. All these bastards prey on poor, unsuspecting people who think that the ticket to heaven's gotta be first class, pre-paid, and they're the ones to make it happen and by the by, write me a check now so I can send you a prayer towel, please, hmmmmmm?

These guys have made an industry out of religion. Like that old shithead Ernest Angley, he of the bad toupee and homo-esque delivery at right. Look, if he could cure stuff by laying on hands, why can't he cure his own hair?

True: if you read the Bible at all, you know there's a special place in hell for these slagheaps.
Fuck the load of them, and amen to that.

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 8:01 PM