Football is no place for girls...huh?
Aww, c'mon.Story: a 14 year old girl named Kacy Stuart loves to play football--as a kicker. She plays for the New Creation Center Crusaders, in Spaulding County, Georgia, which is a team apparently in some sort of loosely defined Christian school/Christian home school league.
Comes then the East Atlanta Mustangs, who refused to play Kacy's team, because they have a girl on the roster. These in-bred home school retards actually had the sack to use Bible verses from the New Testament Book of Romans as part of their argument against playing Kacy's team.
Who knew that Jesus had such a problem with girls on the gridiron?
I imagine the verses they cited went something like this (hey, I went looking, but couldn't find anything in there about football--then again, I'm no Biblical scholar or anything...):
v.14 "For it is written: the woman is unclean who toucheth the pigskin using the feet of her limbs. Behold! For such a woman is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord, and also in the eyes of the NFL commissioner Roger Goodell."
v15. "For what shall it benefit a man who taketh the retard home school football championship unto his bosom, yet having winneth this by consorting with such a harlot? It is of no value, and he will be made to suffer the consequences of his transgression."
v16. "And it is known throughout all of Israel, the Lord is generous and loves his children, but for those who are shameless and line up in field goal formation where the work is that of this woman, yea, I say unto thee, it is the work of Satan and the Lord will smite these men from their heavenly reward."
v17. "Verily verily I say unto thee, the Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away. And lo, the Spaulding County winner's trophy is but an empty shell and will be disawardeth should any man not heed the warnings in this book."
Or some other such silliness. How's that for King James Version prophecy?
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 12:41 AM
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GIRLS SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING FOOTBALL BECAUSE THEY ARE SMALLER THAN BOYS AND MORE DELICATE.
Geez-Louis, our mammary glands could get crushed. And cups ? They don't make cups to protect out girl parts from a kick right between the milk white thighs.
Girls also shouldn't be construction workers or patrol cops. There's a reason men do the macho-icky things.
I don't know. I know there are a couple of women out there that should I ever play tackle football with them, they would so kick my ass.
So what do we call those versus you wrote? Scripture from the holy book of Nigel?
I know some "Girls" that could take on the baddest "Boy" that ever played the game and come out on top.
We should be letting everyone do what they want. If she wants to risk taking one to the crotch that should be her choice.
As for being a cop, I would respond to a female with more respect then I would to a male.
"Why" you may ask?
Because I was raised to be respectful to ALL women not just the prissy ones I hope will put out for me.
Keep in mind, she's playing here as a kicker--not in some full contact role. So it's a little different, I guess, than if she was playing lineman or something.
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