The retirement home activities calendar
I was a little disturbed when I found this lying on my mother's living room coffee table. They do some whacky crap over there at the old folks home, eh? Just check this calendar out!
We've got fun activities at Sunset Acres Retirement Community! Here's just a sample!
Join us for "Mercy Killing Mondays", which is where geriatrics on the verge of death hobble out to the parking lot and end it all with a quick shot to the head. Mondays, 7:30pm.
And here we have Extreme Wheelchair action which takes place in the hall just in front of the bingo room. Nightly, after you've gummed dinner.
Re-live the excitement of the past with one of our most attended activities, "Group Sex Night". Fridays, 8:00pm, in the infirmary. Defibrillators provided courtesy of your medical staff--the evening is sponsored by Viagra!
We look forward to your participation in these and other great times!
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 1:14 AM
5 Comments:
Nigel, Point me to this retirement home. I want in! If you have to go, this is the way to do it!
I hope the home I get to spend my golden years in is as much fun!
That last picture will give me nightmares, so thanks for that. :)
Hope you had a good day!
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