Thursday, July 22, 2010

Medical Update

Well, shlubs, being that it is what it is, here now is my latest and greatest:
  • I have a vision of heaven. It's Lindsey Lohan crying while Mel Gibson screams at her. Loads of fun at parties.
  • Doctors suck
  • Doctors really suck
  • Doctors suck dead hippos, though nurses are okey-doke with me, mostly due to the sponge-baths.
  • Don't smoke.
The end, shlubs.