Saturday, July 08, 2006

A couple couplets

OK, based on requests I've received, here's some "love" poetry. This ought to prove my literary versatility. Brings a tear to my eye, a shiver and a sigh (hey, that rhymes, too!):

To My Ex-Wives


My thoughts of you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

None but you could be my wives,
You're experts at destroying lives.

"Love" is all just bunk and hokum
So on your knees to buff my scrotum

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