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Hungary: "Welcome, tourists; our girls will do you!"

We're focusing on this Hungarian resort called Lake Balaton. Previously a playground for Commie apparatchiks (you know--boychiks and their girlchiks), it's fallen out of favor as Hungarians with cash take their vacations out of the country. What to do, what to do?

After all kinds of research, the local Magyar tourist authority, the officially sanctioned guys, decided their number one potential market for Lake Balaton tourism was married, horny men from Budapest who, given to adultery and when confronted with the opportunity, would ball the frigging brains out of a willing, nubile boobelicious Balaton babe. On a boat, on their lake. They even made a cartoon about it, with taxpayer money. Really! A screenshot, left, from the cartoon, which you may view in its entirety here. Her legs in the air, everywhere!

True confessions time--I've never rubbed one out at government expense before, and normally cartoons don't do it for me (Jessica Rabbit excluded). Nevertheless, my official wankometer rating: I give the cartoon 1.5 Kleenexes out of 5. Buff my scrotum if you disagree.

posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 11:32 PM