Condi Rice give me the horn
Condi Rice doesn't half give me an aching knob. I was thinking about this as I watched the U.S. SecState give her press conference this morning from Crawford, Texas. There she was, all perky and pouty. Hair perfectly in place, intelligently proferring pronouncements whilst parrying press queries. And it crossed my mind: Condi, girl, you need some of what old Nigel has.Besides a whirlwind of Cialis-induced hot grunting monkey love, here's what I can offer:
• a double-wide fibro trailer on 1/4 hectare with a mostly clean front yard (you'll feel like you're right back home in Alabama);
• a 1959 Impala; restored! See photo here.
• $186 a month in Social Security disability--this you can't touch, but I promise to use most of it to buy stuff we need like beef jerky and Copenhagen triple mint snuff.
And you'll be glad to know--the dimensions of my severely undersized male equipment apparently suits your preference (see photo at right, where you're responding to a question from Fox News Radio's Rich Johnson, vis: "Madame Secretary, we know you're Afro-American and all, but truly, how big do you like 'em?"). Based on your response, things should work out perfectly in the coital in-out-in-out arena, if you know what I mean.So, Condi, you dirty girl: joda diminuto Nigel is awaiting. I want some of that "shuttle diplomacy", baby...don't make me beg...please please please...
posted by Nigel St.John Regina Smegmatica Howle-Raines @ 2:23 PM
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Perhaps your good loving can make Condi ease up on her efforts to halt my rawhide-enrichment plans. Good luck to you.
That cracked me up.
I hear she 'takes it up the ricker' too - you go boy.
Dr. Condoleezza Rice entered the room wearing only a red satin bra and panties. On her feet wasa pair of black stiletto sandles. I immediately drop to my knees and began to grovel at herfeet." I love you Condi " , I whimper. While kissing her toes. I caught her musty scent mixed with Aimez Moi perfume by Caron. I become aroused . I attempt to run my hand up the back of her calf. but Condi instructed me to go to the black leather couch. Condi sat down and I laid face down across her lap andshe began to spank me. At first the slaps were light but after a few moments they came harder and more rhythmic . Her fingers left red welts in my pasty white ass. After a few minutes my ass checks became sore and I began to anticipate the slap before it came. The pain was becoming unbearable and Condi was showing no signs of letting up, she was clearly enjoying inflicting this pain on me. In her slapping frenzy her long red finger nails removed bits of skin from the inside of my ass cheeks making the pain exquisite. About three minutes later the slaps began to waver, clearly Condi's right arm was getting tired. It was good for me as the pain was becoming almost unbearable . Now my ass cheeks felt red hot and although I felt like crying out, I did not. I could not let Condi see my pain . If she sensed I was in agony this would provoke her to hit me harder and I couldn't take much more . Shortly after that the spanking stopped altogether, she was exhausted . I looked over my shoulder to see her beautiful black skin covered with sweat and could hear her heavy breathing. I became aroused even further. I sat up and we embraced. I kissed her forehead and could taste the saltiness of her skin. I repeated again " I love you so much Condi ". We then traded positions , now it was my turn to spank her. "Condi lowered her panties and lay across my lap."Condi " I said, "you have been a very bad girl and now I'm going to give that sweetass a properspanking." I feel Condi's wetness on my legs. Now she is aroused.
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